And this Creeper Award goes to Master Golden Wizard Luxas Aureaum, head of the Coven of the Rooting Circle--Witches of Maryland.
Recently he gave some information about membership in his coven to someone who found him though Witchvox. According to this source, he claims that his coven is ALL female, except for him...that might be creepy. He also seems to think that a woman's vagina, as my source put it, was some form of Witch's Rosetta Stone...you can decide how creepy that is when we get to the screenshot of that particular message.
Master Golden Wizard Luxas Aureaum may also be trying to create a teen group, a fact that might not be alarming....except that at no time did he ask my informant if they were over 18, a fact that makes me a little nauseous when I read the following messages that he sent.
|Oh yes, I so want a creeper to teach me the ways of Wicca.|
|"The witches life and art is simple. It involves nudity, spiritual and physical self-confidence..."|
|Ok, so the Golden Wizard wants money and a nude picture.|
So moving on, not only does Master Golden Wizard Luxas Aureaum of the Coven of the Rooting Circle--Witches of Maryland, want a two hundred and fifty dollar donation for the coven, he wants a full frontal photo of the applicant. I guess that all witches must be beautiful---or at least the ones that he admits to his coven.
But wait--it gets better. Again, can you read this without saying, "Ewww!"?
|Oh dear, your "garden" tells us everything we need to know about your witchy aura.|
|Uhh, this request sounds like you requesting porn.|
Ok, so maybe I am wrong about him being a creeper. After all, I have never been the best judge of character...my regular readers have heard some of my "bad coven and Order" stories. This is probably just how a really traditional group does things. There is probably nothing actually creepy about this guy...
|Wait, are you saying that society morals are wrong about shielding those below the age of 16 from people like you?!|
|Using this picture in your educational material is strange when the actual genders are accounted for.|
|Hmmm, comparing yourself to Charlie Sheen....not worrisome at all.|
|Creepy Rob Lowe approves of this wizard....which is also alarming. (Hey, it is a joke, ok?)|
I also want to give him a little advice:
Stay out of my local area because I will allow the other witches to stab you if you mess with their daughters, nieces, cousins, next door neighbors. and other young lady folk.